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Week 12 Picks - Thanksgiving Edition

Thursday

Packers @ Lions - Does anyone get nervous when Jon Kitna gets mad? No, of course not, and certainly not the Packers and the ultimate warrior. Packers win 28-17

Jets @ Cowboys - J-E-T-S JETS JETS BOOBS! I loved the strip club story about the meadowlands this past week. It was reminiscent of the scene of the 2001 Patriots Victory Parade rally at City hall Plaza. While we waited for the Patriots to show up, no less than a dozen girls in the crowd around us were flashing people in 20 degree weather. Debauchery does not have a favorite team. Cowboys win easily 38 - 9

Colts @ Falcons - Figures that the one game that isn't obligatory due to annoying traditions is a laugher. Even if Michael Vick was playing it would be a laugher. Colts win 28-10

Sunday

Redskins @ Bucs - Bucs win 17-14 for no good reason. fortunately if im wrong no one will point it out because no one will care.

Seahawks @ Rams - I'd like to see the Seahawks finish out the string strong and take out the Cowboys in the playoffs. I'm more interested in avenging the 96 Superbowl loss than seeing the obnoxious (but not evil obnoxious) Cowboys. Seahawks win 24-17

Vikings @ Giants - What a tease it was for Vikings fan to see Adrian Peterson rip up the league for almost half a season then go down hard. Giants win and get a false sense of security 28-13

Chiefs @ Raiders - Remember when this was a fierce rivalry? I hated the Raiders in the late 80's almost exclusively because the Raiders cap (made famous by N.W.A.) was adopted by every kid in the country. Fortunately the Malcolm X hat took over soon after thanks to Denzel Washington. Chiefs win 24 - 3

Bills @ Jaguars - I'm interested in this game because I want to see the Bills bounce back and take it out on someone their own size. But the Jaguars appear to be semi-legit so they win 24-14

Texans @ Browns - If you start the season on the hot seat because of the atrocious job you did the previous season, do you really deserve "coach of the year" consideration because your starter got hurt and you pulled a horseshoe out of your ass in the way of Derek Anderson? SpyGate will cost Belichick the honor no matter what, but still I don't see how Crennel deserves it. But they do win 35-17

Titans @ Bengals - The Bengals are the new Browns. I understand their defense is terrible which it always is, but why isn't the offense more dominant? Starvin Marvin Lewis...enjoy your last few days of employment. I look forward to seeing you join the Steelers next season as a special teams coach. Titans win 24-21

Saints @ Panthers - Let's say Panthers 24-17

49ers @ Cardinals - The Cardinals win easily because the 49ers are sooo bad. With the 2nd selection in the 2008 NFL draft the New England Patriots select Darren McFadden, running back, University of Arkansas. Cardinals win 17-3

Broncos @ Bears - Broncos have (undeserved) swagger, the Bears are the Bears. Broncos win 21-13

Ravens @ Chargers - It's the GMC Under-Achiever Bowl! Ravens win 17-14 because the Chargers are too stupid. By the way did you see Shawn "no mo' steroids" Merriman get blown up by a block by 5'2" Maurice Jones-Drew last week? No steroids, no sacks.

Eagles @ Patriots - REEEEVEEEENNNNNGEEEE!! Eagles running back Reno Mahe on Super Bowl XXXIX: “I think they should forfeit, man. We won the Super Bowl. I think we should get it. I’m going to go trade my NFC championship ring for a Super Bowl ring.” Patriots win 52 - 7 (garbage time TD by the Eagles).

Monday

Steelers @ Dolphins - Come on Dolphins go ahead and lose. By the way does anyone else see a parallel to the Celtics in 86 with the most dominating team ever (ever...lurking bulls fans) and then getting Len Bias with the 2nd overall pick? Here's hoping Scott Pioli tells McFadden that he isn't allowed to go out and party with his friends the night after he's drafted. Because I don't want to suffer through 20 years of ML Carr/Rick Pitino for the Patriots. Steelers win 24-10.


Have a great Thanksgiving everyone and thanks for taking the time to visit the blog.